stubbom:

Please. Siri

 - Spooky Scary Skeletons
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hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

joshbalzy:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

jfc

MY FAVOURITE SHIT

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

scarred-fallenangel:

profoundly-fallen-angel:

how about dean?

Fuck you

scarred-fallenangel:

profoundly-fallen-angel:

how about dean?

Fuck you

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

lulu-cifer:

Favorite gif set forever

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
me: what are we